You can’t believe everything you read on the internet, but I’m relatively certain this phenomenon was directly caused by joestanley, cat, andersn, turner, and Alex moving from Richmond to NY and taking all their deep sadness with them. It may or may not have been exacerbated by the unhappiness they feel about their lack of access to good fried chicken. Sorry NY!

:)

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moth-stories:

THE GREATEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET!" - Perez Hilton

Extra: watch Moth storyteller Shaun Sperling vogue his way to manhood. Yes, this is Madonna Bar-Mitzvah Boy and yes, he is on The Moth Podcast.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/shaun-sperling-tara-clancy/id275699983?i=315339877&mt=2

This reblog goes out to my boss, derekg, who I hope is having no less fabulous of a day than this guy.

The current state of school pictures, in case you were wondering: pretty bad photos on weirdly-photoshopped backgrounds. In Tumblr-speak, I believe the word I’m looking for is “derpsville.” In related news, I’m scared that the daycare ladies may have never seen a cupcake before, as that’s the only explanation for putting her headband on upside down.